Global Warming Works in Mysterious Ways

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) The Great Lakes water level is the lowest it’s been in 48 years. Science dudes (a.k.a. hydrologists) say that hotter, dryer summers are causing more of the lakes to be evaporated. […]

Is Barack Obama a Man?

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) The always loose-lipped Joe Biden said Wednesday that President Obama may issue “executive orders” to deal with gun control. All day conservatives have been filling up comments sections and message boards […]

Prisoners Make the Darndest Escapes

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) An escape plot at a Brazilian prison was foiled when an accomplice was spotted outside the prison acting suspiciously. The accomplice was also literally spotted. An unnamed cat was taken into […]

Christie Holds Congress Accountable, Congress Outraged

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) “It’s why the American people hate Congress. Unlike the people in Congress, we have actual responsibilities.” Christie was dropping bombs when Congress refused to vote on a Hurricane Sandy relief bill […]

Life Is Predictable

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Who would have guessed? At the last minute Senate Republicans and Democrats came to together to reach a fiscal cliff deal. Seriously who would have guessed this would happen besides everyone? […]

Hypocrats

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Monopolies, collusion, and price fixing are illegal in business. Laws were created to protect the consumer because businesses are ‘evil’. I’m cool with people who call businesses evil even though I […]

Dentists and Boners

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Iowa courts have made the decision that being fired for being too attractive doesn’t break discrimination laws. This came up because dental assistant Melissa Nelson was fired for being “irresistible” to […]

Last Minute Gift Ideas

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Christmas is four days away and if you are a busy parent you may still have some shopping to do for your kids. One thing I know about kids is they […]

School Kids Need to Practice Their Tackling Skills

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Ever since the school shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary there has been a lot of dialogue about what should be done to prevent more lives from being lost. There’s been a […]

Let’s Tackle Body Image Issues

By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Early in the 4th quarter of the Seahawks vs. Bills game there was a streaker. It was most likely a Canadian (sick fucks) because this game was being played in Toronto. […]