By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) There was a carbon monoxide gas leak at a county jail near Philadelphia Wednesday night sending 50 female inmates to local hospitals. Since carbon monoxide is odorless the leak wasn’t caught […]
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Election Day Is Sacred
By Mitt Romney (@ericzanzucchi) The state of New York is considering adding a second day to vote in counties where the turnout is low due complications caused by Hurricane Sandy. As an American, I am […]
My Highly Educated Prediction for Election Night
There are four things about Tuesday I know for sure: 1) 40% of America will be happy with the outcome. 2) 40% of America will not be happy with the outcome. 3) 20% of Americans […]
How Many Romneys Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
by Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) None. With his economic stimulus plan he’ll create jobs where people can screw in those lightbulbs.
Cowardly Skydiver Cancels Jump From Outer Space
By Michael Baker What a little baby. Skydiver Felix Baumgartner has decided to cancel his jump from 120,000 feet (only the length of 400 football fields, and that’s if you don’t count the end-zones) due […]
A Play by Play of the First Presidential Debate
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) I decided to do something that I’ve never done on the site before. As I watched the debate on Wednesday I wrote down all my initial reactions with timestamps. In general, […]
Seamenless Ferries Collide in Hong Kong
By Eric Zanzucchi (@ericzanzucchi) Two ferries collided in Hong Kong on Monday killing 36. One was traveling from Hong Kong to Lamma Island, the other was owned by the Hong Kong Electric Company that had […]
